Wednesday, October 01, 2014

Sherlock in Cheyenne - The Adventure of the Warehouse Cigarettes



Though cigarettes got started in Great Britain post the Crimean War, there were moral objections (imagine that) to their use. But nicotine outdid and outdoes morality so they got into the best clubs and onto railway cars. Conan Doyle's Sherlock did smoke cigs though he did have pipes and an occasional cigar. The Sherlock Holmes I directly know has no use for cigs. Good for him.

Mr. Holmes had not been gone long. (See the last diary entry if need be.) He started into my bedroom positively beaming - most uncharacteristic of him. But he felt in fine feather. I was soon to know why.

So something is up, as I can see. So what is it?

Said Mr. Holmes - The warehouse is small and dusty and dark. Six lorries or trucks operate from there. The trucks carry candy, cigarettes, shotgun shells, shaving kits, and a bit of whatnot for one and all, it would seem. Most of the inventory is on pallets on the warehouse floor. Some are on shelves. There is a special cigarette room where the cigarette cases are opened so that the revenue tax can be stamped onto the packs.

Said I - I once worked doing this sort of thing. I was a stock boy in a smallish warehouse. The cases have thin lines on them so that the now infamous box cutters can cut along these lines and spilt the cases into halves. Then the cartons are taken out of the cases. Then it is to the cigarette stamp machine. The cartons are then pushed along a grooved channel of the machine until the machine grabs them, slits the carton open, passes the carton under a stamping machine, a Pitney-Bowes it was, stamps the packs, and records on a counter the number of stamps applied. The stamper and counter is one unit. It has an ink reservoir that must be kept filled so that the stamp can be seen. That is, to have enough ink to record the stamp's impression on the pack. Then the carton goes on in the channel to a zone were the carton encounters a warmed glue to re-seal the carton.

Hm, odd then, said Mr. Holmes. Why would a Zeegler inject green gas into three cigarette cases?
A Zeegler!

To be sure, they are challenging us again. That was most refreshing - to have encountered that Zeegler. He had a pack on his back. From the pack came a tube that finished in a clear nozzle with a needle at the very end. He inserted the needle into the cases and the nozzle showed a green gas being dispensed.

I asked -Whatever could they be up to? Why inject a gas before they are stamped?

Mr. Holmes - Actually, the missing cigarettes go missing before they are stamped.

And the Zeeglers are involved with only three or four cases? They could intercept a railroad car full of them. Why let them get into the warehouse and steal them before stamping?

Mr. Holmes - Ah, a good puzzle, no doubt of that. Rest assured, many other Zeeglers are at work in other warehouses. No doubt they want to operate in a quiet manner, in low quantities, to poison the cigarettes. But we are on to them.

But why avoid the stamping? Retailers can't accept them without the stamps. If this is a worldwide effort, the black market of unstamped cigs probably wouldn't be enough for Their plans.

Yes, indeed, something unknown is in play here. I must return to the warehouse to examine the stamping machine.

Say I - Poisoned cigs give them the world? There are a lot of cig smokers. Then there is secondhand smoke. But that would still leave a lot of people unaffected.

Mr. Holmes - We may have encountered the first of Their two-stage plans. The smokers are one part. Once it, stage one, is sent onward then they will perhaps initiate stage two.

Could be, we need to only stop stage one.
Correct, as I also surmise.

So it was back to the warehouse for Mr. Holmes. And back he came to my house.
Well?
I have borrowed some of the ink used for stamping. If it is not consumed by my chemical tests, I can return it. I do know a good deal about tobacco but not about the stamping as done here. I am convinced that the only interference to the gas-treated cigarettes could come from the ink. I also have some of the gas. The Zeegler hid the backpack to return to do another case, once more arrived from the rail depot.

Something about the ink counteracts the gas?
Perhaps. Chemical analysis will tell.

It did speak. The ink had a chemical as part of it that could nullify a significant portion of the gas. The force of the stamper extruded some of the gas and the ink's chemical component reacted with the gas.

The cigs, once lit, and if coming from a pack with a fake stamp courtesy of Them, had the heat of the burning tobacco stirring the gas to expand and becoming mostly all that could enter the lungs. The smoker then had enormous trouble breathing- right up until their swift demise. Secondhand smoke took longer to act, but the results were the same.

Mr. Holmes was getting into disguise for a trip to the Air Base. I asked - why do they inject the cigs in the warehouse?
Perhaps they wish them to remain in inventory a longer time.

Upon his return from the Air Base, knowledgeable in that we (he) had stopped them yet again, he was in an expansive mood and for at least an hour he regaled me with accounts of his cases. None of them ever got written up by Dr. Watson/Conan Doyle. Most of his cases were local, even close to Baker Street, in fact, or at least bound to London. I asked him jokingly if ever there was the Case of the Missing Cupcakes.

He didn't see the humor (maybe I oversold myself) and said no such like case had ever come up.
But he and I had yet to be visited by first-grader Stephanie.

So far, and it has been some days since Mr. Holmes visited the Air Base, our klaxon has remained silent. All the authorities needed to do was establish security at a sufficient number of warehouses. Our Opponents were doing a slow, unobtrusive buildup. Suddenly They could have flooded the market with Their cigs. The nicotine habit would kick in.
I suppose the gas really had no color. Why make it green? It smacked of science fiction.

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