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Rocket Scientist Rocket Engineer - GS 04566

Doc Smith

4987 Missile Launch Way

Cape Kennedy, FL 09876

Home Phone: 913-044-0001

Email: docs@nasa.net

US Citizen

Veteran's Preference: Y

Highest Previous Grade: Test Dummy Not Applicable

PROFILE

Industrious and outgoing with proven organizational, administrative, and management accomplishments. Demonstrated research and problem solving skills. Detail oriented with skill in managing and tracking projects. All Almost all deadlines met. Project reports are in a superior category accurate in regard to justification to Mission Control. Outstanding ratings via the Russians. Presentations are to a high state of spit polish. Team work is essential and accordingly never falters.

EDUCATION

1998, Doctor of Rocketry Repair, Cal St, California State University, Sacramento, Calif, CA 00 200 semester hours, Major: Fuels and heat energy exchange, Minor: History, GPA of 5.0 4.2 of 5.0  Audited Trajectory Equations.

1988, Bachelor of Science, University of Northern Iowa, Cedar Falls, IA, 80 semester hours, Major: Advanced Calculus, Minor: Topology of Accelerated Torsion, GPA of 4.99 .95 of 5.20

COLLEGE RESEARCH PROJECTS:

CHIMP TO THE MOON: Designed and tested experiments and conducted research in support of sending a chimp one way to the moon. I investigated and measured altitudes attitudes towards the fallout over the permanently departed chimp the potential success. Fuel additives and alternatives were checked at flashpoint levels. Bats, rats, and gnats were in the control group at 50,000 feet. The experimental group escaped the zoo was difficult to quantify.

APPLIED PSYCHOLOGICAL CALCULATIONS TOO QUICK TO BURN TEMPERAMENTAL FUELS, BOTH SOLID and LIQUID PROPELLANTS

Each test object sailed went skyward at least to moon level above the horizon,certainly more than four inches to obtain objectives. Methods and techniques used to research and analyze a more practical situation.

DEVELOPED AND ADMINISTERED QUESTIONNAIRES

Fuel technicians and animal trainers where most thoroughly queried as to how and why their endeavors intersected. None found.

COMMUNICATED AND COLLABORATED WITH MARTIANS DISGUISED AS CLASSMATES

Discussed aspects of being the mission control specialist for the return from Mars from Mars while remaining on Mars. Presented results and conclusions to professors who blew it off.

COMPUTER SYSTEMS STOLEN ON LOAN FROM RUSSIAN RUSSIANS H-BOMB WITH COBALT ADDITIVE (DOOMDAY MACHINE) TO PROVIDE TASK SUPPORT FOR SELF-DESTRUCTIVE PROPULSION FOR GAME SIMULATION DEVELOPMENT

WhomeverWhoever initiates the Mars return countdown is fated to remain there. Computer game simulation involvement at the last is critical.

PROFESSIONAL HISTORY

01/1999 to Present, Chief Fiduciary Compliance Person, Procedures Activist, Assitant Assistant to All As Needed for Public Affairs, Werner von Braun Mausoleum, Coral Gables, Florida, or Houston, Texas. Librarian for back issues of Die Rakete. Made model of Raketenflugplatz. Recorded soundtrack of October 3, 1942, launch of A4. Program notes for See Merritt Island As It Is Today! Hours vary. No financial compensation. Lots of vacation time. Dr. Augustus Huh Hught, 510-888-1230, Contact: maybe Yes

REVIEWED, ANALYZED, AND EVALUATED all of my plans, contributions and distributions. All compliance standards followed to a T as required.

DEMONSTRATED OUTSTANDING COMMUNICATION SKILLS, to all who entered the WVB the Mausoleum, and of those three lost individuals there was one former astronaut. Responded promptly and properly to all questions about the ongoing Martian suicide launch control plans.

AWARDS, HONORS, RECOGNITION

High honors at local beach Science Fictions fish fry.

Many talks given at ruined traffic lights on esoteric pitch and roll problems of the V2.

TRAINING

Physical endurance severly severely tested by pursuing bill clerks.

Proficient in all personal computer systems since Jobs in the garage. Can reconstruct any and all and apply to rocketry.