I don’t think a movie, if you mean a theatrical release,
would now fly. They had their chances in the 90s. I do think a case can be made
for a “special.” It can be called a TV movie, but I will stick with a special.
Probably best to keep it at 90 minutes. All or almost all is to be in Hawaii,
perhaps revisiting locations of days gone by. Tom Selleck, Larry Manetti, and
Roger E. Mosley are to be in it. Can they act as they were then? Two levels of
acting may be necessary. To be as they were and as the special’s script calls
for.
I would not place it in 1989 or 2014. Put it at 1998 or
close by. It would be a good idea to work into the script some 90s Hawaiian
structures or events. I don’t have a script. I offer some situations, updates,
and the core idea for the special. So what’s the big deal about my offering?
Others can do as they wish. As far as take it or leave it, I am well aware it
will be overwhelmingly left alone. Nevertheless…
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It starts with Rick ducking objects being tossed at him by
his wife. He is still running a nightclub, and she wants no more of the
criminal types and women at his work. As he is ducking, he is trying to come up
with an alternative to the club. After a time, he stops, says “food” and gets
bonked in the head.
Then to T.C., and T.C.’s son isn’t home for dinner very often
recently. The son is gone most evenings and on weekends. He says it is a
surprise for T.C. But T.C. thinks what the son is up to will be the wrong kind of
“surprise.” It turns out the son is attending a flight school. T.C. still has a
snazzy chopper for his tourist business but he tends to blackout now in the
tight turns. The snazzy chopper provides limited seating for a combination of a
thrill ride and scenic views. The son intends on piloting the snazzy chopper
and having the business expand its “demographics” by providing a service for
the more sedate and elderly with a new chopper. The new chopper is sedate,
carries more than the snazzy one and travels in a slow, straight line. T.C.,
according to his son, is to pilot the new chopper. Also, the son wants the
business to expand into providing food too. It turns out that the prime
contractor for Island Hoppers will be Rick’s new catering business. T.C. is at
home when his son flies in the snazzy chopper as a surprise.
I have my doubts Mr. Hellerman will want to step before the
cameras. Perhaps he could be a voice on the phone, or Magnum could react to
Higgins’ supposed phone conversation. His actions, as heard by Magnum, could be
supplied by Magnum’s voice-overs. In any event, Magnum is on the phone talking
to Higgins who is in London. Higgins lives in a cottage in the English countryside
when he isn’t in London working on a book about British military history.
London is expensive and Higgins’ lodgings in London are provided for him by Robin
Masters.
Robin Masters no longer owns the Robins Nest. He is doing
about one book every five years. He maintains his presence in Hawaii with a two-story
house having three bedrooms, and an attached two-car garage on two acres.
Also in London is Magnum’s daughter who works as an intern for
an investment-banking firm. She frequently travels in the course of her work.
When in London, she keeps tabs on Higgins, When in London, Higgins keeps tabs
on Magnum’s daughter. They both report informally to Magnum.
Magnum is out of the Navy. He is going to Hawaii to visit
Rick and T.C. as he does every few years. He usually stays a week or two but
now he doesn’t know what will come after the visit.
On the flight to Hawaii, Magnum is charmed by a woman who
has her hair in a mess, baggy clothes, and thick glasses. Why he is interested
in her, he doesn’t know. It is what is. She is a wildlife woman (WW) – she will
be in a remote part of the Hawaiian Islands to verify if a species of bird
exists and in what numbers and if it is in danger of environmental hazards.
After three weeks she will go to London, where her employers, a wildlife
foundation, will determine her next assignment – the South Pacific or the
Amazon.
Magnum, Rick, and T.C. meet and tell Magnum of their new
ventures. Magnum invites WW to meet Rick and T.C. She shows up at Rick’s for
dinner and Magnum doesn’t recognize her. She is dressed well, hair done
expertly, contact lenses, not ugly but no raving beauty, and charming and with
character. At the dinner, she invites Magnum to accompany her on her
expedition. He agrees.
During this foray into remote Hawaii, there is a scene in
which they woo (look it up in your Funk & Wagnalls) each other without
touching one another in a small room, clothes on, using body language and their
words. Magnum decides he wants to be with her. She wants him but she has a
career and a PhD. He has only an ex-career.
WW goes to London. Magnum is staying at Robin Masters’
house. The Ferrari or other fine car is in the garage and at Magnum’s disposal.
Mrs. Brown looks after the place. She is cook, gardener, housekeeper, and
hostess. There is one large hall in the house for civic and social functions
but no gala blasts are hosted at the house. If large groups come in, caterers
(like Rick) provide what is needed. Two dogs (Mercury and Mars) are Mrs.
Brown’s companions and provide personal security. She gets along famously with
everyone. Mr. Masters visits twice a year. No art treasures are in the house.
There is no wine cellar though there is
a wine closet.
Magnum decides, until he rejoins WW, he will apply himself
to PI work. What else? He tells Rick and T.C. that he is on retainer with a
giant insurance company. Rick and T.C. later find out there is no pay for
Magnum if he doesn’t get the return of the Faversham diamonds. Rick and T.C.
unexpectedly visit Magnum in the insurance company’s warehouse-like building of
a thousand very small windows where in Magnum has a tiny cubicle. The insurance
jerk (I J) that is Magnum’s boss tells Magnum that Rick and T.C. must leave and
that Magnum has a staff meeting in 15 minutes.
The Faversham diamonds are a necklace worn by Mrs. Faversham
(in her 80s) at any excuse – civic or social. Higgins, of course, knows her or
of her. The diamonds are known to Higgins and he tells Magnum they are worth at
most $20,000 because of numerous imperfections. Magnum’s finder fee is 10% if
recovered very soon. Magnum doesn’t want Rick and T.C. to know any of this.
Higgins also informs Magnum that the Romorantin-Lanthenay
diamonds, also a necklace, a private pleasure of Madame Dizier, have gone
missing. They are priceless. They have not been seen in public for 8 years.
Madame Dizier has been known to be quite embarrassed by the little known fact
that the “R-L’s” look remarkably like the Favershams, but one can quickly spot
the most glaring flaw in the Favershams (Fs) if the light is right and one uses
a magnifying glass.
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The heart of the special is comedic. Magnum soon realizes
that the same thieves have stolen both the F and the R-L necklaces. The thieves
are French and don’t “fit” well in Hawaii (they have their own “imperfections”)
which helps Magnum find out who they are and where they are. They intend on
“recovering the Fs “ but really returning the R-Ls to Mrs. Faversham as if they
were the Fs. Thus, the R-Ls will be hidden in plain sight until such time as
they need to be reclaimed by the thieves to complete a deal. The thieves will
then return the true Fs to Mrs. Faversham and retake the R-Ls.
But Magnum steals, from the thieves, the Fs. Then the
thieves break into Magnum’s safe but do not take the Fs. Magnum, in turn,
breaks into the thieves’ safe but does not take the RLs. Later, Magnum knows
where the RLs are. The thieves don’t know where the Fs are. The Magnum has a
fake F necklace made. The thieves counter with a fake R-L. At one point, four
necklaces are in circulation. Rick has one, T.C. has one, Magnum has one, and
the thieves have the fourth one. Magnum knows quickly enough which ones are his
fakes and has the quick check for the Fs. The thieves aren’t sure if they have
the R-Ls because the necklaces switch owners at a rapid pace since Magnum, or
Rick, or T.C. place theirs in different pawnshops or with different fences, do
car tosses and football-like handoffs (see below) and this prevents the thieves
from getting a positive ID fast enough.
Time, for Magnum, is running out. The I J who is short,
balding in the center of the head, with pencil mustache, and owl glasses says
time is almost up. Magnum isn’t sure, but guesses he has grabbed the R-Ls. He
knows he has the Fs. He started with 50-50 certainty with the two necklaces.
Then with one fake, he is 2/3 sure. Then with 2 fakes, he is 3/4 sure. Enough
fakes and it would be a certainty, but too many fakes means too much time
checking them out and the switcheroos must be in rapid succession. [For
example, (1) Magnum is driving the Ferrari down a busy street with the thieves
in pursuit and he tosses a necklace to a person, in disguise, on the sidewalk.
(2) Magnum is driving the Ferrari, top down, eastward along a narrow street and
meets T.C. in a convertible driving westward on same street, and as they come
alongside each other, at speed, they toss the necklace they had to the other
car. (3) Magnum, pursued by the thieves, drives into a parking lot and pulls up
alongside the cars Rick and T.C. have already parked in the lot. They get out
of the cars, each one having a necklace and crouch low and do football-like
handoffs of the necklaces except one of them is a fake handoff and that person
retains the necklace he had. Then they “reverse field” and do handoffs again
and again one of them does a fake handoff. Then one of them jumps into the car
he brought and the other two switch cars and peel out of the lot.]
M makes a guess that he has the R-Ls. He has the Fs.
Second to last scene – he enters I J’s office (“Can’t you
see I am busy?”) and deposits a black velvet bag on I J’s desk and says – The Romorantin-Lanthenays.
He also places a brown velvet bag on the desk and says – The Favershams. The I J
looks up. Magnum is gone.
Last scene –
Rick, T.C., and Magnum are in a restaurant or club (maybe with Rick’s wife and
T.C.’s son) and talking about key cases of Magnum PI from 1980 to 1988 and how,
by the by, Rick is having trouble affording the better chefs and how T.C. is
really straining the family budget to get the “sedate” chopper. Talk is also
about 1990s Hawaii.
Then they hear someone shouting “You’re right!” It is I J.
He gets half way to their table and shouts again – “You’re right!”
At their
table, he whispers to them while looking at Magnum that he is right.
Magnum – They are the Romorantin-Lanthenays?
I J – Yes.
Magnum – The Favershams too?
I J – Yes.
10%?
Yes, says I J resignedly.
Magnum – Finder’s fee?
I J- Yes, said with exasperation and awe. It is over $3
million.
Rick’s jaw drops, as does T.C’s. They swivel their heads to
look at Magnum.
The finale is a head shot of Magnum. He looks directly at
the camera.
He smiles.
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I should have posted this sooner because now I have an
opening and a closing suggestion. No more delays in posting or a script will
erupt.
The special starts with a giant sun rising out of the ocean.
Magnum’s voice-over says – “I know what you’re thinking and you’re right, this
is Paradise.” Then cut to Rick dodging objects.
The special ends, after Magnum smiles, with a shot done very
late in the day. All are seen in the near dark, but recognizable, though in reality
they may be cardboard cutouts. Everyone is facing away from the camera and
toward a very small, very distant sunset in the ocean. Far right the Ferrari is
implied or all there, next on the left is Magnum seated in a lawn chair. On his
left is Higgins (even if he didn’t appear in the special) in a lawn chair, to
his left are two sitting dogs, and to their left is Rick in a lawn chair, to
his left is T.C. in a lawn chair, and finally the presence of a chopper to
T.C.’s left. Magnum’s voice-over says – “I know what you’re thinking and you’re
right, this is Paradise.”
Go to a screen containing a mosaic of Magnum throughout
Magnum PI and then put credits on it. Now Higgins’ mosaic, credits. Then Rick,
credits. Then T.C., credits. Then guest stars, credits. Now a screen(s) of
different sets or parts of locations where they filmed in Hawaii, then credits
on it or them. END
[Mention is made of the Magnum movie on “Magnum Mania!”, a
website maintained first by J.J. Walters and now by Steve Paruszkiewicz. This is not the only
place where a desire to see the movie come about is expressed. It is, however,
a site where very, very much about what was seen on “Magnum, P. I.” is enjoyably
recorded and elaborated on in fascinating detail.]